Saturday, January 12, 2008

Idea For a Commercial

(Scene: Roger Clemens is standing on a golf course, holding a cell phone to his hand.)

Clemens: Brian, people are talking.

(Brian McNamee is sitting at home, talking to a speaker phone.)

McNamee: Well, Roger, that's going to happen when you're in your forties and still throwing heat.

Clemens: I'm serious, Brian. I need to know what was in those needles. If you gave me any steroids, just say something now so I can work on damage control.

McNamee: (mouth moving frantically, no sound)

(White text on orange background: 'A dropped call can ruin a conversation.')

Clemens: All right! (Hangs up phone)

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