I haven't done an on-topic post in awhile, so here we go:
Highlights from tonight's Baseball Tonight:
(After Troy Tulowitzki attempts to barehand a roller but lets it get by him)
John Kruk: That's a rookie mistake. He has to eat that ball there.
(After Ray Durham barehands a roller and gets the batter by an eyelash at first)
Eric Young: That was his ONLY chance, to barehand that ball. Great play.
Edit: ESPN is on fire tonight. From NFL Live:
"There are 1600 players in the NFL, and it seems like we talk about the same five or six every day."
You don't say? I don't remember which host said this line, because his name is not Pacman Jones, Tank Johnson, or Michael Vick.